loving the alien.....

Some guy on IRC:

{@Marik} I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles,
{@Marik} of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one,
{@Marik} closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down..
{@Marik}
{@Marik} A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate,
{@Marik} how are you doing?"
{@Marik} I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude
{@Marik} I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."
{@Marik} After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
{@Marik} Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure
{@Marik} what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"
{@Marik} I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll
{@Marik} have to call you back. I've got some d* ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.

:-)